Monday, February 10, 2014

Murder Ballad Monday




For those of you who don't know, I've spent the last almost three years expanding my musical instrument arsenal. I'd consider myself a vocalist more than anything else, but I play guitar well enough for accompaniment and piano well enough not to be shouted at by my family.  But I've always been jealous of the real musicians.  Long story short,  I started taking fiddle classes and going to the weekly jam sessions at the glorious Old Town School of Folk Music in Chicago (an amazing, one-of-a-kind, organization) in the summer of 2011.  About a year and a half later, I became the proud owner of a 1913 Vega Fairbanks Banjolin, which I had restored and tweaked (went from 8 to 4 strings and tuned it up an octave), so that it now has a lovely, unique sound. The guys who restored it called it "dirty."

 When it came to hitting the road for a year,  I didn't think I could manage without an instrument at all.  At the time, I was head-over-heels in love with my banjolin, but I was hesitant to risk damaging it on the flight or, worse, having it stolen.  It's sort of irreplaceable, especially since it had recently acquired the signature of Dr. Ralph Stanley.  So I took my fiddle, my brother's first good violin that I inherited, which had a sturdy case and was fairly light.  Unfortunately, the hall of residence where I was living didn't allow tenants to practice instruments in their rooms.  We were supposed to go down into the "Club Room" where all the boys in the building played ping-pong.  I'm not super shy, but the violin is tricky.  I've come a long way really fast, considering that I was starting from square one and that the violin is very unforgiving, tone-wise as a beginner instrument.   I'm much more comfortable playing in an ensemble or at a jam.  I did eventually find this kind of group at The London Fiddle School, but I couldn't actually practice in my building.  Even with a mute on, it is hard to cover up the fiddle.  I would occasionally go to the park to practice in a corner, getting itchy from the grass and grass-dwelling critters, but then one day I walked by The Hobgoblin Music Shop (a folk instrument emporium) off Tottenham Court Rd. and saw the answer to my problems gleaming in the window: a cheap (~$120) little Chinese mandolin.  I tried to talk myself out of it, saying (rightfully so) that I had neither the money nor the space for such a frivolous purchase, but then I sat down and started to play it.  It is such a quiet, unassuming instrument, and this particular one seemed to have been set up well.  It has the same fingering as the fiddle, so I could presumably practice what I was learning at the LFS on it.  So I bought it with the intention of selling it on Gumtree before I left the UK.  But I didn't.  I chucked out a few pair of shoes and some books, wrapped it in T-shirts and tights, and took it home.

Since I didn't see much in the way of fiddle-y opportunities here in Sydney, I decided to go for my lightweight option, the mandolin, even though it is the instrument that I know least how to play.  So I've been trying to rectify that, not only learning how to pick a bunch of the fiddle tunes I know, but also trying out some chords.  Once you've learned chords on one stringed instrument (i.e. the guitar), I think chords become less basics on the new instruments.  If I see G or Em or C7 on a piece of paper, the muscles in my hands remember exactly what to do, but not on the mandolin.  It's taken me a frustrating few months just to be able to play six or seven chords on the mandolin.  I'm not crazy about the sound.  The mandolin really isn't a strumming instrument in the way a ukelele is.  It kinda sounds sharp and clunky like I'm playing guitar capo-ed at the 14th fret.  But it'll have to do.

I've been in a mood lately, craving Southern Appalachian tragedy. I have a real soft spot for Appalachian murder ballads (death ballads are okay too).  This first video is of a song called Omie Wise that I first heard on the Smithsonian Folkways project a few years back.  I think Doc Watson did a truncated version of it as well.  It was written in the late 1790s after an incident in Randolph County, NC where the orphaned Naomi Wise, taken in by the Adams family, was knocked-up by John Lewis, who then drowned her.  He supposedly confessed on his deathbed many years later.  There's a long tradition of drowning murder ballads, the most famous of which is probably The Banks of the Ohio, but there's also The Twa Sisters (which has Scandinavian roots, I think), Knoxville Girl/Oxford Girl, etc. Most murder ballads involve a keen knife to the pretty white bosom of some adolescent girl (Pretty Polly, Tom Dooley, Down in the Willow Garden, etc) .  The moral of the story is: if you are a girl and you court a man that your parents don't approve of, you WILL end up at the bottom of a river or with a knife in your heart.

I also have a very special place in my heart for songs about the evils of moonshine.  I've heard this song a lot over the years, but most recently heard Chris Thile and the Punch Brothers do it.  I thought it a good song to test out my new mandolin skills on.


Sunday, February 2, 2014

An Ache Compounded and The Birds of Paradise

I write this post from a kneeling position, nursing a very sore posterior--my punishment, I suppose, for playing hooky from the library not one, but TWO days in a row. Let me explain.

I became the proud owner on Friday of a gently-used, glorious beach towel at church basement sale.  Towel is not even an adequate descriptor....it's more like a blanket.  Here it is drying on my balcony (you can only see half of it).


The procurement of such a towel means that spending extended periods of time on the beach has become a much more tempting enterprise. Being somewhat fair-skinned, I am very diligent about sunscreen, but on Friday (perhaps in my excitement over finding the perfect towel), I neglected the backs of my thighs in a big way. Long story short, I came home on Friday night to find a large swathe of lobster-red on my upper thighs where I had missed.  Yowtch! In the absense of Aloe vera, I got the brilliant idea to apply Voltaren gel (a potent N-SAID gel, normally used for muscular pain) as a kind of salve, failing to read the fine print that says "AVOID SUN EXPOSURE ON TREATED AREAS OR YOU WILL DIE."  So while Voltaren is very effective on sunburn, if you then expose that area to the sun, it basically causes your skin to fry at an alarming rate.



So today, when I went down to Cronulla Beach, after a generous dose of Voltaren, I ended up doing something I rarely do:  sunbathing.  Generally I am lukewarm on this activity, but today just happened to be the day when 1) I started a really good new novel and 2) all the seaweed and kelp in the Pacific Ocean decided to wash up on shore.  I tried to swim several times, but kept getting stuck in big floating forests of seaweed and was sufficiently weirded out.  So I have now arrived home from my would-be pleasant day at the beach, with an ache compounded: a Top-Notch Burn on top of a Really-Quite-Bad Burn.  And to top it all off, I have a long day of Archive Sitting at The Royal Agricultural Society tomorrow.  Joy.

So to take my mind off my woe, I'll now talk about how awesome the birds are here.

My room has a large set of French doors that opens onto a balcony overlooking some woods by the train tracks.  I live in Cronulla, which is about an hour south of Sydney's CBD.  It's a quiet area, about half a kilometer from the Cronulla shops, half a kilometer from the Bundeena Bay, and about a kilometer from Cronulla Beach itself. From about 4pm to 8pm every evening, and again from 5am to 9am in the mornings, the avian population comes alive.  It took a while to get used to, in the same way that it took getting used to when I lived next door to the Hyde Park Fire Department my first three years in Chicago.  It's that loud.  For the first week or so I was here, I would awake every morning at around 5 am thinking that I had been transplanted to some Guatemalan rainforest filled with howler monkeys and scarlet macaws. I didn't think that Australia had wild monkeys, native or naturalized, but every morning in my half-awake grog, I began to doubt.  "I need to Google this," I would say, and then drift back to sleep, and then forget. But one day, while indulging in one of my very frequent Archive Mindwanders, I did look it up.  There are no howler monkeys in Australia.  There are, however, Kookaburras, which sound exactly like howler monkeys.

The Kookaburras are the loudest, but more common are the lorikeets and other parrots that hang out in the adundant supply of gum and bottlebrush trees in my neighborhood. Look at this video, and you'll see what happens when you leave out some bird seed on your porch.  The little green guys are the lorikeets, and the big-headed fuzzy ones are the kookaburras.


Here's what happens when a kookaburra "laughs":




Then you have the Sulfur-Crested Cockatoo, a giant bird that makes an awful racket and wreaks havoc upon City garbage bins (they an empty one in its entirety, black bear style).


Then you have the more run-of-the-mill (but not really) Australian Ravens, which sound, depending on their mood, like bleating sheep, crying babies, or (a somewhat dark thought) the piteous wails of this woman who was in the Alzheimer's ward with my grandmother. : /



I've never really been much into birds, but I'm kinda into them now.  I suppose it is in my genes.  My dad used to sit out on our front porch for hours looking at birds with a pair of expensive binoculars (though not recently, I've noticed), having a particular affinity for woodpeckers.  And my maternal grandmother (and grandfather) found profound joy in the robins, bluejays, and cardinals in her back yard.  She would watch them intently from the little windows above the kitchen sink.  So as I observe all these new and raucous birds of paradise, I think of the avian enthusiasts I've loved.

Oh Hai!